Make People Laugh: 60 Funny Halloween Jokes

Do you want to add something to the candies you hand out during Halloween to be remembered as the "best house"? Or do you simply want to make your friends laugh during this spooky season? Perhaps you want to create an interesting Halloween party invitation. Halloween jokes are the key to these. Include Halloween joke cards in your treats, or send them to your friends!

In this article, you will find some you can use. Furthermore, there is a tutorial on how to create cards/invitations and how to send them to your friends.

Part 1. 60 Halloween Jokes Generated by Wondershare PDFelement AI

Wondershare PDFelement has AI integrations. This gave the PDF software a Chat with PDF feature. You can use this feature to generate content. This means you can use Wondershare PDFelement AI to create Halloween jokes.

To illustrate this capability, here are 60 Halloween jokes generated by PDFelement AI.

10 Halloween Dad Jokes

1. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He had no body to go with!
2. What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
3. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll unwind!
4. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
7. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park? To go on the roller-ghoster!

8. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
9. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? You can easily see right through them!
10. Why did the broomstick stop and say "Thank You"? Because someone gave it a sweepstakes!

10 Funny Halloween Jokes

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
2. What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us!
3. Why don't vampires have many friends? Because they're a pain in the neck!
4. Why don't skeletons fight in the NBA? They have no backbone!
5. Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which witch is which!
6. What do witches put on their hair? Scare-spray!
7. What do you call multiple witches living together? Broom-mates!

8. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
9. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits!
10. How do monsters tell their future? They "gaze" into a crystal ball!

10 Pumpkin Jokes

1. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little "squashy"!
2. What can you do to fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
3. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? The pump-king of comedy!

4. Why was the pumpkin sad? It had a "gourd" day!
5. What do you call a pumpkin that tells secrets? A gourd-ian of secrets!
6. How do pumpkins listen to music? They use their "pump-kin"!
7. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash!
8. Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a "gourd" date!
9. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
10. What do you call a pumpkin that can swim? The "plunge-kin"!

10 Ghost Jokes

1. Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
2. Why did the ghost go to the party? For the "boo"ze!
3. What kind of street does a ghost like to live on? A dead-end!

4. What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
5. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
6. Why did the ghost go to the party? To liven things up!
7. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin' goblin!
8. How did the ghost repair his sheet? With a Boo-ty pin!
9. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman? Frostbite!
10. What's a ghost's favorite exercise? Soul-cycling!

10 Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just Halloween!

2. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch way to the candy?

3. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frankenstein wants his candy back!

4. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghosts just wanna have fun on Halloween!

5. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad it's Halloween?

6. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mummy.

Mummy who?

Mummy says you better give me some candy!

7. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spider.

Spider who?

Spider your way into the Halloween spirit!

8. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bat.

Bat who?

Bats how I fly, happy Halloween!

9. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dracula.

Dracula who?

Dracula bunch of candy and it disappeared!

Knock, knock.

10. Who's there?

Pumpkin.

Pumpkin who?

Pumpkin spice and everything nice, it's Halloween time!

10 Halloween Riddles and Jokes

1. What do you call a vampire who can't remember anything?

- Amnesia!

2. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

- I-scream!

3. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?

Answer: Mas-scare-a!

4. What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the morning?

- Lazy bones!

5. I have a heart that doesn't beat, I can't be alive, but I'm not dead. What am I?

- A ghost!

6. What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?

Answer: Transparent!

7. How do monsters tell their future?

Answer: They read their "horror"scopes!

8. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Answer: Wrap music!

9. Why can't skeletons play music in church?

Answer: Because they have no organs!

10. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Answer: Spelling!

Part 2. Share Halloween Jokes With Friends Using Wondershare PDFelement

Wondershare PDFelement is not useful for just generating these Halloween jokes. You can also use this program to create cards you can print or send to your friends. Wondershare PDFelement offers Halloween templates that you can create such cards or Halloween party invitations. Here are some top-tier choices:

Happy Halloween

Use this simple template to create a spooky yet funny Halloween card.

Trick or Treats Costume Party

A simple, spooky, but cute invitation for your kids' Halloween Costume Party.

Halloween Party

A purple poster for a Halloween Party for adults that promises a good time.

Halloween Birthday Party

Someone's birthday is the same day as Halloween? Use this template to create invitation cards or posters!

Part 2.1. How To Insert Halloween Jokes to Templates

Here is a guide on how to insert your Halloween joke into a Halloween template on Wondershare PDFelement:

1. Launch Wondershare PDFelement and click Template.

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2. The Template Mall will open. Click Halloween and select the template you want to use.

3. Click Edit Now.

4. Your selected template will open on the PDF editor.
5. An indicator will appear if your selected template is a scanned document. Click Perform OCR > Apply.
6. You can now edit the existing text in the PDF. Adjust them or delete them to make space for your Halloween joke. You can also click an existing textbox and edit its contents to insert your Halloween joke.
7. If you want to keep the existing text in the PDF, click Add Text > click where you want to put the joke > insert your Halloween joke.

Part 2.2. How To Create Halloween Joke Books Using Wondershare PDFelement

Suppose you want to make a joke book you can check every year for some funny Halloween lines. You can also use Wondershare PDFelement for that. Here's how.

1. Create multiple Halloween joke PDFs following the steps above.
2.  On the Wondershare PDFelement window, click Combine PDFs.

3. Click Add Files and add all the Halloween jokes PDFs that you created.

4. Arrange the PDFs in the order you want them to be in the PDF.

5. Click Preview to see how the joke book will look.

6. Name the joke book and select a destination folder.
7. Click Apply.

Part 2.3. How To Share the Created Halloween Joke Image to Friends

So you have created the Halloween joke card/poster/book. Now, it is time to use it to make someone laugh. Wondershare PDFelement's Share feature makes sending it to your friends easy. Here's how to use it:

1. Open the Halloween joke PDF with Wondershare PDFelement.
2. Click the Share button on the top left of the Wondershare PDFelement screen.

3. You can send the PDF to someone through three methods. Select your preferred one:
1. Link - Wondershare PDFelement creates a shareable link. Click Copy Link and send it to people through messaging or social media apps.
2. Mobile - Wondershare PDFelement creates a QR code. Take a picture and send it to your friends. They can scan it to see the Halloween joke PDF.
3. Email - Send the PDF to someone through email.

Conclusion

Though Halloween revolves around scary creatures, it is a season of having fun. Thus, Halloween jokes are very much welcome. You can add them to cards, invitations, and other things. The best part is that Wondershare PDFelement makes it super easy.

PDFelement can generate Halloween jokes for you with its AI features. Furthermore, it provides you with Halloween templates where you can paste the jokes. Last, the Share PDF feature makes it easy to send the Halloween joke PDF to someone. With all that said, Wondershare PDFelement is a great tool to have this Halloween.